February 2012
mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
1612th:
i want to be an earthbender so i can hit people with rocks at literally any moment
plagueo:
I couldn’t afford a present this year, so I got you this box
That’s what I got you!
2 tags
Got asked to go to prom today.
Told myself I was gonna work out twice as hard and tone out. Ate pizza and barbecue wings after an intense workout.
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
friend: omg, your parents are so nice!
you: it's because you're here.
I could murder a BBQ chicken pizza right now.
gathering-the-roses:
Pissed my pants about 10 times from laughing.
OOOOMMMMFFFFFGGGGG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMGGGGGG
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