Free abortions, everyone.

Hi. My name is Alma and I live in So Cal. I'm probably supposed to be doing something important right now. Oh, and I'm dating a cutie named Emily. lol all my selfies are on my instagram

Aug 20

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And No, the owls are not harmed during this process.

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And No, the owls are not harmed during this process.

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A hotel in upstate New York is threatening guests with a $500 fine if they give it a negative Yelp review.  I went on Yelp and read some of the hotel’s reviews. And they’re all positive…

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relahvant:

susemoji:

this how white people have sex watch


i am a white person and i can confirm this

relahvant:

susemoji:

this how white people have sex watch

i am a white person and i can confirm this

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  • pro-life advocates: *verbally harasses abortion patients and pickets outside of clinics, compromising the safety and privacy of the patients*
  • police:
  • westboro baptist church: *holds up picket signs that say how jewish, muslim, and gay people are going to hell and that god hates them personally*
  • police:
  • ferguson protesters: *protests peacefully over the murder of an unarmed black teenager*
  • police: what the fUCK this is horrendous and completely out of order call in all units


yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

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leovaldezisnotonfire:

I need a gay best friend because all my friends are straight and I’m not

(via a-slick-nothing)


narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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tevinterfell:

"I was born in the wrong generation," I sigh wistfully and stare romantically into the distance. "I wish I was alive in 2186 to witness the reapers attack earth."

(via renseb)


College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

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