Hi. My name is Alma and I live in So Cal. I'm probably supposed to be doing something important right now. Oh, and I'm dating a cutie named Emily. lol all my selfies are on my instagram
Whenever I see a dog on campus I always sprint up to it and pet it because dogs are a privilege not a right
- Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
- Me: AYYYYY
- Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*
“go on,” i whisper as i unfold my hands towards the open sky. a single fuck escapes from my fingers, soaring gracefully into the cool air. “you’re free now.”
my last fuck has gone
i have nothing left to give
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.