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Hi. My name is Alma and I live in So Cal. I'm probably supposed to be doing something important right now. Oh, and I'm dating a cutie named Emily. lol all my selfies are on my instagram

Apr 15

Anonymous asked: What's your major in college?

morosity:

stress



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bethosaurus:

reilpikram:

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

Wat.

im speechless

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guccikeychain:

someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life

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faebug:

when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via mathrockjennyfromtheblock)


Anonymous asked: YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID READ THE BOOK ASSHOLE. HE CLEARLY STATES THAT ONE PACKET OF CIGARETTES LASTED HIM 3 YEARS DICKWAD, DONT JUDGE A CHARACTER THAT IS MEANTTT TO BE PRETENTIOUS ON A TINY SNIPPET OF A MOVIE YOU CLEARLY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

why would i want to read a john green book i love myself


pharcydes:

"Brother, why have you forsaken me?"

pharcydes:

"Brother, why have you forsaken me?"

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notactuallybatman:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

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annaharvelle:

dont worry under-appreciated character im coming to defend you

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metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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